how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

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peanutbutterjotunheim:

sinningbravely:

Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal

Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good.

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cinderfell:

"hate is a strong word"

yeah but i dislike you with the intensity of three thousand burning buildings is wordy and overdramatic

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

casia8:

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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Best post ever.

scottda-vici please read this lmao

"Do not chase people. Be you and do your own thing and work hard. The right people who belong in your life will come to you, and stay."

Wu Tang Clan (one of my favorite quotes ever)

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satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

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Sometimes I like to scroll through my own blog and admire how fucking hilarious I am and how no one appreciates it.