queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

twenty-first-century-n0:

Australian news everyone

(Source: fireball-mudflap)

honeyslutcornflakes:

this is the world series

(Source: buzzfeedsports)

(Source: lesushinator)

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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