Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap
What makes this for me is the url.
"hate is a strong word"
yeah but i dislike you with the intensity of three thousand burning buildings is wordy and overdramatic
What’s the difference between america and yogurt?
If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture
this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen
scottda-vici please read this lmao
I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest.
Best post ever.
Sometimes I like to scroll through my own blog and admire how fucking hilarious I am and how no one appreciates it.